My Lovely Ass

My lower back and ass hurt from sitting in worn-out JAL seats all the way across the Pacific yesterday.  At least the plane wasn’t stinky like the last time I was on JAL.  Can’t wait for Hawaiian to get approval for the direct CTS route.  Narita either had the A/C turned off, or had the heaters turned on, because it was hotter than Honolulu International if you can imagine that.  Broke a sweat there where I didn’t back home.  Some JDM girl in front of me in the domestic check in line cracked a silent fart of death just as I bent down to check the TSA lock on my bag.  I actually got a gag reflex and had to drink water to get the gullet peristalsis moving back in the “down” direction.