Archive for the 'SUAR' Category

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Perseids Denied

The weather last night at the peak of the Perseid meteor shower was actually nice for a change.  Went out at midnight but didn’t see anything.  It’s not exactly a low-light environment in my neighborhood: The rental across the street had all the lights going.  I woke up at three to go and look again, but it had clouded in.  I found a place where the neighbor’s lights (still going full-blast at three!  This is great during termite season as all the critters go over there) weren’t burning my retinas, but after fifteen minutes I went inside to avoid waking up in the driveway in the morning at sunrise covered in dew… and mosquito bites.

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Target

Dang, does my car have one of the Glen Larson targets painted on it? It’s gotten bird poop bombed the last two days, and I don’t park under any trees or power lines! Who squeezed the pigeon over my hood?
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Free Rapping Service

Every time I hear the English-language version of the Air Buggy Japan ad in KORL, I imagine some dude popping out from the back of the store going, “Yo!  Kick it!  Break it down!” when they mention their “free wrapping service”.

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2013 August Moon is Now!

At August Moon at the Honolulu Museum of Art! Party time!

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AKB48 get?

Just heard KORL play that other older song of theirs again. Everytime I hear it, I wonder, just what the heck is a “Flying Get”? At least “My Urethra” makes sense, sorta.
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Depression

So much for all the doom and gloom, here at home the tropical storm Flossie is now a depression, and is causing some showers. The wind has actually died down and its just icky. Seeing some flashes of lightning. We had heavier rains a few weeks ago. Oh, a little rumble, and a little more rain just started.  I hear there’s another system developing in the same area, it’s Gil! Que screechy flute and wrestling shoed minions, dark! Dark!

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EYE

Signs down the street, my guess is HI-50 is filming at Koko Head park. Heck, wait until this weekend and I bet they can film a HFD helicopter rescue for free!

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Das Beste oder nichts!

Mercedes Benz GLK dealer shuttle broken down in front of Servco Lexus – you can’t buy advertising like that!

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Ass-Hat in a Cup

What kind of a dick parks his Nissan Altima in front of the Lion Coffee Cafe’s parking garage entrance so nobody can get in?  A guy with a refillable holiday edition Starbucks cup!

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Less Camry

The mid-cycle refresh on the current 9th-generation Civic (FB) makes is look a lot less like a 5th-generation Toyota Camry (XV30) from behind.

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