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Is the ‘Tard Cruise Ship in Town?

Loiterous gangsta striding redhead Euro trash barrel-bodied beer-gutted girl, get your blue moon boots out of the crosswalk so traffic can go!

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Maui poop

Was Maui always this stinky? It smells like poop!

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Limited Means “With Limitations”

Metal plate across road – I go straight through: 4Runner behind me swerves fully into oncoming lane to avoid it. Pussy.

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Quit Already

Amuro Namie – another single: another fail. Has her range decreased to less than one octave? Sounds like she just isn’t trying anymore, like she’s talking over BGM.

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Season 4?

Film trucks rolling from the HI5-0 backlot. Hiatus over already?

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Just, NO!

No!!! Shouldn’t this be something that stays dead and buried? Matsuda Seiko is back on the charts? WTF?!

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Preggers?

My guess as to why they’re writing Kono out of the first half of HI 5-0 season four is because she’s expecting, and the hiatus will give her enough time to go to term and give birth.  Just a guess, but I called Stephanie’s pregnancy long before she announced it on air.

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BOHICA

Bust out the Allegra and Nasonex – the albizia trees are setting flower buds!

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More traffic rants

Oops dude, your rant got munged, but I got the idea. Is that like when making a left turn, pedestrians aren’t in your half of the road yet if you turn into the wrong side of the road? Saw someone do this in front of a mother carrying an infant no less, WTF is wrong with people?!

And there seems to be a new medical crisis among the population, colorblindness seems to be rampant. People can’t distinguish between red and green!

Finally, why do auto manufacturers go through the bother of installing turn signals. No one uses them, it would cut costs to eliminate them.

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Waimalu, That’s Why

In Waimalu, if you drive into the wrong lane when approaching an intersection, you don’t have to stop at the stop sign, since it isn’t in your lane of traffic!

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