{"id":1632,"date":"2008-12-02T17:38:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T03:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2008-12-02T17:38:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T03:38:52","slug":"bike-destroyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/02\/bike-destroyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bike Destroyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bike_killer.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-attachment-id=\"1633\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/02\/bike-destroyer\/bike_killer\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bike_killer1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bike_killer\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bike_killer1-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bike_killer1.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1633\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px;\" title=\"bike_killer\" src=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bike_killer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Saw a <em>Saabaru<\/em> last week with a mangled roof rack Q\/R-style bike tray.\u00c2\u00a0 The picture from my keitai didn&#8217;t really come out that good, so I outlined the two trays in yellow so y&#8217;all can see what&#8217;s going on.\u00c2\u00a0 Essentially, put a bike on the tray, drive, and run the handlebars of the bike smack dab into the header of your garage door!\u00c2\u00a0 The fork bends back, but before it breaks, it presses the frame backward and downward, forcing the rear wheel to bend the thick, extruded aluminum tray (before both the frame and wheel also break).\u00c2\u00a0 The bike definitely didn&#8217;t survive this encounter!\u00c2\u00a0 I wonder which poor bike store employee had to hear the, &#8220;I was just riding along&#8230;&#8221; story ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw a Saabaru last week with a mangled roof rack Q\/R-style bike tray.\u00c2\u00a0 The picture from my keitai didn&#8217;t really come out that good, so I outlined the two trays in yellow so y&#8217;all can see what&#8217;s going on.\u00c2\u00a0 Essentially, put a bike on the tray, drive, and run the handlebars of the bike smack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-qk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}