{"id":1810,"date":"2009-01-20T17:40:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T03:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=1810"},"modified":"2009-01-20T17:40:41","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T03:40:41","slug":"die-rektumblahungmeister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/20\/die-rektumblahungmeister\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Rektumbl\u00c3\u00a4hungmeister"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>This is the Fartmaster.\u00c2\u00a0 He was in the seat a row in front of Fabio and me on the plane ride back from Vancouver.\u00c2\u00a0 Throughout the flight, he issued forth the heavy feculent blasts of an impending dump, but waited until near landing before he actually got up and heeded the warning of the turtle head and went to the washroom.\u00c2\u00a0 Even after deplaning,\u00c2\u00a0his inconsiderate actions continued.\u00c2\u00a0 At the baggage claim carousel, he\u00c2\u00a0did a panic-grab for his bag, reaching over a family that was\u00c2\u00a0waiting patiently\u00c2\u00a0for their lugggage.\u00c2\u00a0 As he\u00c2\u00a0tugged his bag from the upper part of the carousel belt, it swung down like a pendulum of death, hitting the family’s\u00c2\u00a0toddler boy in the arm and almost knocking him down.\u00c2\u00a0 In the verbal exchange that followed, he refused to\u00c2\u00a0apologise, and intimated\u00c2\u00a0that it was the\u00c2\u00a0family’s fault\u00c2\u00a0because they were blocking his<\/em> access to the carousel.<\/p>\n

Dick.<\/p>\n

Props to the kid who didn’t cry even though shocked and hurt!\u00c2\u00a0 Props to the parents, who after checking to see that their kid was OK, just blew off the idiot and didn’t let him ruin their vacation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the Fartmaster.\u00c2\u00a0 He was in the seat a row in front of Fabio and me on the plane ride back from Vancouver.\u00c2\u00a0 Throughout the flight, he issued forth the heavy feculent blasts of an impending dump, but waited until near landing before he actually got up and heeded the warning of the turtle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[12,18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-tc","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1810"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}