{"id":3083,"date":"2009-10-19T20:05:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T06:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=3083"},"modified":"2009-10-19T20:05:35","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T06:05:35","slug":"damn-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/10\/19\/damn-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went out for an easy Friday spin. I took out my <em>keitai<\/em> to answer a text, but when I put it back in the pocket of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/28\/oakley-ballistic-37-mtb-shorts\/\" target=\"_blank\">Oakley Ballistic 3.7 shorts<\/a>, the zipper jammed and I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t close the pocket! I struggled with it until it got dark, then gave up and rode home being careful not to lose my phone. Damn krappy shorts! While trying to unstick the zipper at home later, I discovered that only one of the four zippers on the shorts works properly! WTF!? The waist elastic sucks, the weak fly snaps suck, and whoever designed it must have a crazy long torso, since both the liner short and outer baggy have such a long rise that in order to have the chamois against your perineum and the outer not hanging down to get hooked by the nose of the saddle, the waist ends up above the navel! <em>Erkel<\/em> MTB action! If the color didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t rule, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d toss them in the trash.<\/p>\n<p>D = 13.16 km (8.18-miles), Vavr = 18.0 km\/h (11.2-mph), Vmax = 39.3 km\/h (24.4-mph), T = 44-minutes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went out for an easy Friday spin. I took out my keitai to answer a text, but when I put it back in the pocket of my Oakley Ballistic 3.7 shorts, the zipper jammed and I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t close the pocket! I struggled with it until it got dark, then gave up and rode home being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[5,12],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-NJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}