{"id":3087,"date":"2009-10-19T20:11:01","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T06:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=3087"},"modified":"2009-10-19T20:11:01","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T06:11:01","slug":"flat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/10\/19\/flat\/","title":{"rendered":"Flat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever designed the GM jack and tire changing tool set that comes with the Express van has never changed a flat before in their life!  The jack has a planetary gear, so it takes forever to raise the vehicle, the handle doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153crank\u00e2\u20ac\u009d shape, so it is difficult to use, and the tool to lower the spare doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t extend past the bumper edge, so it takes forever to ratchet it down \u00e2\u20ac\u201c in quarter-turn increments!  All the mounts for the jack and tools look to have been cobbed together from random bits of bent metal.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/10\/19\/flat\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"asides-permalink\" title=\"Permanent Link to Flat\">(0)<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever designed the GM jack and tire changing tool set that comes with the Express van has never changed a flat before in their life! The jack has a planetary gear, so it takes forever to raise the vehicle, the handle doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153crank\u00e2\u20ac\u009d shape, so it is difficult to use, and the tool [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6,12,17],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saJYlx-flat","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}