{"id":4690,"date":"2011-02-21T19:25:30","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T05:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=4690"},"modified":"2011-02-21T19:25:30","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T05:25:30","slug":"wait-until-your-row-number-is-called","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/02\/21\/wait-until-your-row-number-is-called\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait Until Your Row Number Is Called…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>No, really people.\u00c2\u00a0 I heard the lady, and she even said it in Japanese!\u00c2\u00a0 In fact, she ONLY said it in Japanese!\u00c2\u00a0 As I wait near the gate in the waiting room, I watch all the anxious people milling about the gate.\u00c2\u00a0 There are a few tour groups, and their companion guide is even telling them, “please, go sit back down until they call your row,” but they insist on clogging up the area in front of the gate entrance.\u00c2\u00a0 At every instance when a slightly different announcement comes over the PA, whether it be for premier members or parents with young children, they start the push again.\u00c2\u00a0 There is no way I could be a guide because I’d be all like, “F**k, are you m**herf**kers all like f**king stupid or something?\u00c2\u00a0 Sit the f**k back down!”\u00c2\u00a0 Samuel L. Jackson as a tour guide…<\/p>\n

Two seniors in wheelchairs are loaded, followed by the call for parents travelling with young children, specifically noted as under three.\u00c2\u00a0 After the throng has been pushed back by their guide yet again, several families with stroller-aged kids get to the gate, but a local group with a 5-year-old girl try to use that as a pretense to get their whole entourage in, but\u00c2\u00a0they are turned back at the gate, the holdup preventing at least one couple with two legitimately aged kids from boarding early.\u00c2\u00a0 Good job people.\u00c2\u00a0 Live Aloha.<\/p>\n

I wait for my row to be called, and I get in with no issue beyond\u00c2\u00a0getting stuck in the jetway behind the\u00c2\u00a0group seated further back than me.\u00c2\u00a0 I make it into my seat long before the pushy tour group and the sneaky family get aboard, even with them in the same section as me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, really people.\u00c2\u00a0 I heard the lady, and she even said it in Japanese!\u00c2\u00a0 In fact, she ONLY said it in Japanese!\u00c2\u00a0 As I wait near the gate in the waiting room, I watch all the anxious people milling about the gate.\u00c2\u00a0 There are a few tour groups, and their companion guide is even telling […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[7,12,18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1dE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4690"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}