{"id":521,"date":"2007-12-21T16:14:35","date_gmt":"2007-12-22T02:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/tase-him-bro\/"},"modified":"2007-12-21T16:14:35","modified_gmt":"2007-12-22T02:14:35","slug":"tase-him-bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/12\/21\/tase-him-bro\/","title":{"rendered":"Tase him bro!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/img_2518.JPG\" title=\"Tase him bro\"><img vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/img_2518.thumbnail.JPG\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"Tase him bro\" title=\"Tase him bro\" \/><\/a>After eating at <em>Yotteko-ya<\/em> last night, we left to find a situation in the McCully Shopping Center parking lot.\u00c2\u00a0 A dude in a Nissan Sentra had hit a delivery truck offloading food ingredients at Taco Bell, then has attempted to flee.\u00c2\u00a0 When we had arrived on the scene, an HPD officer was already there and was waiting for the perp to produce his vehicle documents.\u00c2\u00a0 The officer was <em><strong>on<\/strong><\/em> the perp, repeatedly asking rhetorically if he had intended to run from the scene and if he thought this kind of behavior was correct (not in so polite terms though).\u00c2\u00a0 If the perp wasn&#8217;t a perp, then the officer&#8217;s tirade would probably be considered <em>hassling<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0 Growing frustrated with the perp&#8217;s inability to produce the proper documentation, even\u00c2\u00a0after rummaging through his glovebox for an extended period of time, the officer&#8217;s speech grew louder and became almost <em>enraged<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>A few thoughts came immediately to mind:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s resisting arrest &#8211; tase him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s going to make a run for it &#8211; tase him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wonder where the cops were when the creepy LED-headlamp homeless dudes were raiding the trash cans across the street for discarded pornography?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After eating at Yotteko-ya last night, we left to find a situation in the McCully Shopping Center parking lot.\u00c2\u00a0 A dude in a Nissan Sentra had hit a delivery truck offloading food ingredients at Taco Bell, then has attempted to flee.\u00c2\u00a0 When we had arrived on the scene, an HPD officer was already there and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-8p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}