{"id":5240,"date":"2011-09-28T18:50:38","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T04:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/28\/invasion-from-melonia\/"},"modified":"2011-09-28T18:50:38","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T04:50:38","slug":"invasion-from-melonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/09\/28\/invasion-from-melonia\/","title":{"rendered":"Invasion from Melonia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only one that the media headlines about the cantaloupe outbreak bothers? I keep thinking there&#8217;s like an army of invasive melons bursting out of some underground hiding.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/09\/28\/invasion-from-melonia\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"asides-permalink\" title=\"Permanent Link to Invasion from Melonia\">(0)<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only one that the media headlines about the cantaloupe outbreak bothers? I keep thinking there&#8217;s like an army of invasive melons bursting out of some underground hiding. (0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1mw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}