{"id":5274,"date":"2011-10-04T17:44:01","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T03:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=5274"},"modified":"2011-10-04T17:44:01","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T03:44:01","slug":"huffy-dumpty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/10\/04\/huffy-dumpty\/","title":{"rendered":"Huffy Dumpty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I get into the &#8220;down&#8221; elevator on the 3rd floor lobby level\u00c2\u00a0at QMC POB-1 and press &#8220;2&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 This large sour-faced woman standing by the button panel sneers loudly and snidely, &#8220;<strong><em>This<\/em><\/strong> elevator is going <em><strong>down<\/strong><\/em>&#8220;, thinking I may have wanted to go up but got into whichever elevator opened first.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Yeah, &#8221; I spoke as dryly and matter-of-fact-ly as possible, &#8220;2 <strong><em>is<\/em><\/strong> down.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 She shrunk as much as her bulk allowed.\u00c2\u00a0 Some maintenance guy in the back of the elevator with a service cart laughed out loud.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/10\/04\/huffy-dumpty\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"asides-permalink\" title=\"Permanent Link to Huffy Dumpty\">(0)<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I get into the &#8220;down&#8221; elevator on the 3rd floor lobby level\u00c2\u00a0at QMC POB-1 and press &#8220;2&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 This large sour-faced woman standing by the button panel sneers loudly and snidely, &#8220;This elevator is going down&#8220;, thinking I may have wanted to go up but got into whichever elevator opened first.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Yeah, &#8221; I spoke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[7,12,17],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1n4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}