{"id":5714,"date":"2012-04-05T16:56:33","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T02:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=5714"},"modified":"2012-04-05T16:56:33","modified_gmt":"2012-04-06T02:56:33","slug":"sport-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/04\/05\/sport-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Sport Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A note to the girl with the giant Kardashian-wannabe sunglasses who while trying to tailgate me on the LikeLike onramp in her 9th-gen Civic sedan went sliding into the outside curb in full-lock understeer on dry pavement &#8211; your\u00c2\u00a0salesman lied to you when he told you that the Honda Civic is\u00c2\u00a0a sports car.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0&#8230;oh, and guess what?\u00c2\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t even out of second gear!<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/04\/05\/sport-not\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"asides-permalink\" title=\"Permanent Link to Sport Not\">(0)<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A note to the girl with the giant Kardashian-wannabe sunglasses who while trying to tailgate me on the LikeLike onramp in her 9th-gen Civic sedan went sliding into the outside curb in full-lock understeer on dry pavement &#8211; your\u00c2\u00a0salesman lied to you when he told you that the Honda Civic is\u00c2\u00a0a sports car.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0&#8230;oh, and guess [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6,12,17],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1ua","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5715,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions\/5715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}