{"id":575,"date":"2008-02-07T16:37:41","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T02:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/07\/happy-traffic-day\/"},"modified":"2008-02-07T16:37:41","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T02:37:41","slug":"happy-traffic-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/02\/07\/happy-traffic-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Traffic Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So did they let all the wacky\/crazy\/stoopid people out from wherever it is they are suppoese to be locked away and give them all cars to drive for the day?<\/p>\n<p>This morning, I had this &#8220;unlicensed Polynesian contractor&#8221; make a left turn into the oncoming traffic in the contra-flow lane on Nimitz from the right traffic lane right in front of me in the left lane!\u00c2\u00a0 He did a good job testing the ABS on the new work van, and made everything in back that was on a pallet become not on a pallet anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you!<\/p>\n<p>After returning to the warehouse to use the forklift to put everything back onto pallets, I left Kakaako and experienced something poetic.\u00c2\u00a0 The syllable count is all wrong, and there is no reference to the season, but here is my <em>haiku<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p>Four white vans at a four-way-stop<br \/>\nThree do not know what to do<br \/>\nWelcome to\u00c2\u00a0Cooke Street\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So did they let all the wacky\/crazy\/stoopid people out from wherever it is they are suppoese to be locked away and give them all cars to drive for the day? This morning, I had this &#8220;unlicensed Polynesian contractor&#8221; make a left turn into the oncoming traffic in the contra-flow lane on Nimitz from the right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6,12],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-9h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}