{"id":6059,"date":"2012-07-11T21:10:55","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T07:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=6059"},"modified":"2012-07-11T21:24:41","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T07:24:41","slug":"not-how-it-works","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/07\/11\/not-how-it-works\/","title":{"rendered":"Not How It Works"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw a Saturn Ion making a turn off Punchbowl\u00c2\u00a0by Restaurant Row.\u00c2\u00a0 There was a pedestrian in the crosswalk, but the Saturn driver invoked the &#8220;yield to pedestrians in your lane of traffic&#8221; rule by driving in the oncoming lane instead!\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry, ma&#8217;am &#8211; that&#8217;s not how the law works.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/07\/11\/not-how-it-works\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"asides-permalink\" title=\"Permanent Link to Not How It Works\">(0)<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw a Saturn Ion making a turn off Punchbowl\u00c2\u00a0by Restaurant Row.\u00c2\u00a0 There was a pedestrian in the crosswalk, but the Saturn driver invoked the &#8220;yield to pedestrians in your lane of traffic&#8221; rule by driving in the oncoming lane instead!\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry, ma&#8217;am &#8211; that&#8217;s not how the law works. (0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6,7,12,17],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1zJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6059"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6064,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059\/revisions\/6064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}