{"id":6244,"date":"2012-10-18T12:16:54","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T22:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=6244"},"modified":"2012-10-18T12:16:54","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T22:16:54","slug":"my-lovely-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/10\/18\/my-lovely-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"My Lovely Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My lower back and ass hurt from sitting in worn-out JAL seats all the way across the Pacific yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 At least the plane wasn&#8217;t stinky like the last time I was on JAL.\u00c2\u00a0 Can&#8217;t wait for Hawaiian to get approval for the direct CTS route.\u00c2\u00a0 Narita either had the A\/C turned off, or had the heaters turned on, because it was hotter than Honolulu International if you can imagine that.\u00c2\u00a0 Broke a sweat there where I didn&#8217;t back home.\u00c2\u00a0 Some JDM girl in front of me in the domestic check in line cracked a silent fart of death just as I bent down to check the TSA lock on my bag.\u00c2\u00a0 I actually got\u00c2\u00a0a gag reflex and had to drink water to get the gullet peristalsis moving back in the &#8220;down&#8221; direction.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/10\/18\/my-lovely-ass\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"asides-permalink\" title=\"Permanent Link to My Lovely Ass\">(0)<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My lower back and ass hurt from sitting in worn-out JAL seats all the way across the Pacific yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 At least the plane wasn&#8217;t stinky like the last time I was on JAL.\u00c2\u00a0 Can&#8217;t wait for Hawaiian to get approval for the direct CTS route.\u00c2\u00a0 Narita either had the A\/C turned off, or had the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[7,12,17,18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1CI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6245,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6244\/revisions\/6245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}