{"id":6634,"date":"2012-12-19T16:12:59","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T02:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/?p=6634"},"modified":"2012-12-19T16:12:59","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T02:12:59","slug":"flightulence-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/12\/19\/flightulence-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Flightulence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-attachment-id=\"6635\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/12\/19\/flightulence-2\/hmsgb_clam_chowder\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1355831316&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HMSGB_clam_chowder\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-6635\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px;\" title=\"HMSGB_clam_chowder\" src=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_clam_chowder.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-attachment-id=\"6636\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/12\/19\/flightulence-2\/hmsgb_receipt\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1355832084&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.076923076923077&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HMSGB_receipt\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-6636\" style=\"float: right; margin: 5px;\" title=\"HMSGB_receipt\" src=\"http:\/\/www.studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"113\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/HMSGB_receipt.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 113px) 100vw, 113px\" \/><\/a>I noticed a correlation between pre-flight meals and the level of altitude-induced flatulence created on this last trip to SLC.\u00c2\u00a0 On the way out, I had a home-cooked dinner and only had a beer at the airport: On the way back, I had a big bacon burger at LAX.\u00c2\u00a0 The result &#8211; no issues outbound, but painful gas inbound.\u00c2\u00a0 So as an experiment, I didn&#8217;t get a Whopper Junior and onion rings at the airport terminal BK as I otherwise would have done, but instead stopped at the Gordon Biersch consession and had a pils and clam chowder.\u00c2\u00a0 The result &#8211; a significant decrease in gas.\u00c2\u00a0 There was some gas (I don&#8217;t think you can avoid it completely in the low-pressure environment), but it was manageable.\u00c2\u00a0 Only thing was shelling out nearly $20 to not get thunderfarts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I noticed a correlation between pre-flight meals and the level of altitude-induced flatulence created on this last trip to SLC.\u00c2\u00a0 On the way out, I had a home-cooked dinner and only had a beer at the airport: On the way back, I had a big bacon burger at LAX.\u00c2\u00a0 The result &#8211; no issues outbound, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[8,12,18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJYlx-1J0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6634"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6637,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6634\/revisions\/6637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studionewmedia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}